‘He has paws’: Cat gets summoned for jury duty after a county data error, owner spends 6 weeks proving he’s a cat before bringing him to court

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    'Summons is mandatory. Failure to appear will result in contempt of court'
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    Bennie @Bennieeexyz Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat. Follow Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" – that's his full name according to his vet records. My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now. Called the county clerk. Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty. Clerk: Is the name correct on the summons? Me: Yes, but he's a cat. Clerk: Is Felix Martinez a legal resident of this county? Me: He's a legal cat. Clerk: Sir, if the name matches our records, he needs to appear or
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    Clerk: (pause) Check "unable to serve due to medical reasons." Me: What's the medical reason? Clerk: He's a cat. Me: That's not a medical condition. Clerk: It is if it prevents him from serving. Sent in the form. Got rejected two weeks later. "Insufficient documentation. Please provide medical professional's statement." Took the letter to my vet. Me: I need you to write that my cat can't do jury duty. Vet: Why is your cat summoned for jury duty? Me: Excellent question. No good answer. Vet: This
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    Me: I filed three. All rejected. Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief. Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation? Me: Twice. Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this. Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me. Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote? Me: You tell me. Supervisor: This is a data error. Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out. They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized
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    AKASquared A few months later, a guy named Felix Martinez finds that he's been removed from the voter rolls on the grounds that he is a cat. His argument to the contrary is disregarded, because cats aren't allowed to dispute their registration status.
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    Ok_Compote_8826 ain't no rule that says a cat can't do jury duty!
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    TelFaradiddle Coming next Spring, the legal drama that has the whole animal kingdom talking: Purry Duty. Rated PG-13.
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    whatsherface2024 I am dong laughing because my cat had to have medication that I picked up from Walgreens... it said "the cat" after his name. It had the warning that he shouldn't drive or operate heavy machinery.... Sadly, it dashed his aspirations of being a forklift operator.
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    mintandie "I AM NOT A CAT"
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    CrackheadHunters Okay this was very entertaining and got a laugh out of me. Also going to start using 'Excellent question. No good answer' going forward. This could save me so much time.
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    Legal_MajorMajor My husband took our cat to the vet and they questioned why the cat had a different last name than him. He said "Because he's not my biological son."
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    commonly-cloudy My cat is 19 so I always joke that he's eligible to vote now. I wonder how old Felix is!
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    Due-Reflection-1835 Should have let him serve the jury duty, he probably would be elected as foreperson. Or forecat. Maybe in the future, juries will be made up entirely of cats
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    -rwsr-xr-x FWIW, back in 2009, my cat ended up being diagnosed with Type 1 diabetes, and required insulin, an insulin meter and syringes. I called my work health insurance and asked if that was even something they could support. They said yes.
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    For the remaining 3 years of his life, he was listed as a dependent on my work health insurance, and received full coverage for his diabetes medical supplies, tests and other needs from the local veterinarian. I picked up his insulin and strips from CVS, along with my own prescriptions. Literally nobody questioned it.
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    Historical_Gur_3054 Reminds me of the story from the guy that got a bill for $0.00 He ignored it, thinking it was a computer error.
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    Then he gets another bill, then a late notice, then a late late notice and threats to go to collections. Every time the amount was $0.00 Called the place sending him the bill, they didn't know why he got it because he didn't have a balance with them.
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    His best guess was that the billing program was written with more than 2 fields for the cents but either rounded or clipped anything beyond 2 decimal places.
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    So he decided to fix it by sending them a check for $0.00. It worked, the letters stopped Then his bank called, wondering why he wrote a check for $0.00.
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    He told them what happened and gave them the number o the company that was sending the zero dollar bill in the mail and told the bank to sort it out with them.

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